I seriously don't understand why this lace thing is here. If you can tell me how to get rid of it please do. The hearts are links!
I seriously don't understand why this lace thing is here. If you can tell me how to get rid of it please do. The hearts are links!

My university did a haunted houses that was supposed to be doll house themed- BUT THERE WERE FUCKING CLOWNS. I basically attached myself to my friends shirt and cried oops.

hopefully-funny:

ohwow-fuck-you:

hopefully-funny:

Don’t forget that if someone kisses you, it doesn’t mean they have feelings for you. A kiss can be just that, a kiss, doesn’t have to mean anything.

sophie you heart breaker

not having feelings for someone doesnt mean you don’t like them as people

I feel this on an emotional level, LET ME KISS EVERYONE.

pleatedjeans:

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Observation on Returning to NYC pt. 6 // Compared to LA… selfies seem far less common… feels far more self-indulgent.
conversation at work
  • i work at a halloween haunted house park
  • Guy who works in a haunted house: The best part about working in the haunted house is when girls go under the black-light.
  • Me: Yeah? Why's that?
  • Guy: If they're wearing a white bra, you can see it glow! Haha like why would you wear a white bra to this place?
  • Me: uh
  • Me: i dont get it
  • Guy: you can see their bras. Its funny.
  • Me: did you not know girls wear bras? Did you not know girl's have breasts?
  • Some girl walking past: What? We have... Hold on *looks down shirt* WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
  • some other boy: HOLY SHIT what the FUCK is under your SHIRT?
  • girl: I DONT KNOw? BREASTS APPARENTLY??
  • other boy: *SCREAMING*
  • girl: *SCREAMING*
  • me: *SCREAMING*
  • first boy: uh fine whatever fine i get it jesus christ
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